What to say about David Brent…how to be brief in emphasis of his greatness…
David Brent was a boss
and a teacher
He was a Renaissance man, no doubt. I hope you enjoy his poetry as much as I do:
by David Brent
I froze your tears and made a dagger,
and stabbed it in my cock forever.
It stays there like Excalibur,
Are you my Arthur?
Say you are.
Take this cool dark steeled blade,
Steal it, sheath it, in your lake.
I’d drown with you to be together.
Must you breathe? Cos I need Heaven