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Now and then I glance at the searches which bring people to my site.  Sometimes I’m stunned, sometimes I’m flattered, sometimes I’m…wtf??  So I thought it would be interesting to post some of these searches here and categorize them.  Whenever I thought of a specific post that might pull in a search, I included a link to that post.

The categories are: SEX, WTF, MAKES SENSE THAT THEY’D GET HERE THROUGH THESE SEARCHES, I ONLY MENTIONED THIS GUY ONCE, I’M ASSUMING “THE JOURNAL OF WALL GRIMM” HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THESE SEARCHES GETTING HERE, and SORRY GARY OLDMAN

Some searches belong in more than one category, but I only gave one search that honor.  See if you notice which one:

SEX…

dirty

old man bear hd

old man fuck me hd

85 sex

85sex

85sex.com – I apologize to this person because they were really looking for something specific and kept getting my site.

40 naughty

www(dot)tmir assholesex – when I typed this out, I couldn’t avoid making it an actually link so I put “dot” in parenthesis.  I have no idea what this link is and I don’t want to know.

16masturbating – Wish there was a way to report some of the more disturbing searches.  But I think this is how they got here, being the number of the Grimm post, 16,  maybe I should start to use colons, “The Journal of Wall Grimm” 16 Masturbating, The Robbers, The Freak, & Facebook. http://wp.me/p41c99-4r I think this one could also have easily come up with the “kara grimm underwear” search below.

valentine fucking time

sex ass girls

i opened my door and there stood a fit bird with big tits, my very huge cock went hard, true story

WTF…

why would a stalker murder your room mate

am I trying to replace my dead mother with my girlfriend

literature review on rabbit manure

what happened if a circle of your hair disappeared

instigator facts

held down and shaved – I’m guessing this is because of my poem “Held Down” but I still wanted to put this one in the WTF category.  http://wp.me/p2DnTA-my

guy says to friend she got the black eye slang

poem follower all I ever did was follow

its monday horry short story

murderes 2013

the lobotomy restaurant

i have a pain in my ness

i opened my door and there stood a fit bird with big tits, my very huge cock went hard, true story

MAKES SENSE THAT THEY’D GET HERE THROUGH THESE SEARCHES…

sage in campfire

sage for campfire – “Camping at my Blog” http://wp.me/p2DnTA-1aR

sage thoughts devour your life

is anger born of fear

what is happening to me

what happened to hide post

what happened to me

cockblock peoms – Not my typo, but definitely the result of my poem “Cock Blocked Art” http://wp.me/p2DnTA-eB

painfully stupid devil boston – “The Devil Came up to Boston” by Adam Ezra Group http://wp.me/p2DnTA-19O

sagedoyle press

pitcher of beer poem – Not sure, but I’ll take the blame.

flattery sex – My poem, “Flattery and Sex” http://wp.me/p2DnTA-12k

satiate my soul wordpress – Satiate and Soul are words I use often I guess.

perfect ass

ass perfect – From my novel “The Opera” deleted scene: The Perfect Ass http://wp.me/p2DnTA-1b9

sagedoyl

I ONLY MENTIONED THIS GUY ONCE…

gerard butler – Regarding casting for the movie version of my novel, the post “The Next Big Thing” http://wp.me/p2DnTA-q8

I’M ASSUMING “THE JOURNAL OF WALL GRIMM” HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THESE SEARCHES GETTING HERE…

I could probably find a post or more that applies to each one of these searches, but I’ll only do a few of the obvious.

a friend told me she was bored with her life so we fucked

what is my bac if I’m experiencing bedspins

blow job through wall

kara grimm underwear

excuses to kiss a straight guy

kissi g pete – “The Journal of Wall Grimm” 64 Kissing Pete, Grimm’s Alley Fetish, & Sweetheart’s News http://wp.me/p2DnTA-QM

accidental gay experience – “The Journal of Wall Grimm” 40 The New Journal, the Accidental Gay Experience, & the Hippy http://wp.me/p2DnTA-Ea

accidental gay touch

the girl and grimm fetish

grimm episode the walking dead

grimm the walking dead review

the walking dead season 4 wtf – “The Journal of Wall Grimm” 72 WTF is Wrong with the “Walking Dead” Writers? & Hire Me http://wp.me/p2DnTA-W0

sex wall

sex by the wall – Lots of sex and wall searches that got here, it’s no wonder why, but here’s a specific post that addresses it, “The Journal of Wall Grimm” 26 Matilda, Uses of a Tongue Ring, & Missing Work http://wp.me/p41c99-5i

grimm new romani character

grimm-like journals

sex woe sex

woe sex – “The Journal of Wall Grimm” 84 Wall Grimm’s Tale of Sex and Woe in Detox http://wp.me/p2DnTA-10I

disney snow white fanfiction prince sex “The Journal of Wall Grimm” Road Trip 4: Grimm and Snow White http://wp.me/p2DnTA-157

sexwall

birthday gifts, wall street journal – Sorry Wall Street Journal

grabbing ass while making love

adriana21 spam

adriana21 pls pls i luv you and i need you

i don’t know why i love adriana21 so much pls help – This poor guy, somebody help this guy!  But anyway, here’s the post that brought him to me three times apparently, “The Journal of Wall Grimm” 106 Adriana21 http://wp.me/p2DnTA-1e8

“shot a huge load”

paulasex – “The Journal of Wall Grimm” 85 Sex, Paula, Sex, Exercise, Sex, Wall Grimm the Arrogant Asshole, Sex http://wp.me/p2DnTA-119 ok as I was editing, I just got how the 85 sex guy got here.

i opened my door and there stood a fit bird with big tits, my very huge cock went hard, true story – Not the scenario, but just some words Grimm uses, otherwise, I go back to WTF on this one.

and finally…

SORRY GARY OLDMAN….

how did gary oldman play a dwarf in tiptoes

gary oldman naked

gary oldman little person

gary oldman pain

gary oldman sleeping dracula

lilliputian gary oldman

gary oldman cigarette

gary oldman aa meeting

gary oldman fucking gay hot naked

Really sorry Gary Oldman, for the record, I never wrote anything but cool stuff about you…