December 20, 2014
I forgot to title my last journal entry. I guess I killed another brain cell. I mourn thee.
…a moment of silence…
…interrupted by Bogart entering the room and farting really loud, then laughing “bwahahahahahahahaaa ‘at were like a bloody earfquake in me pants!” Pants meaning his underwear because that’s what he calls them. Then he leaves the room, and I have no idea why he came in here, except maybe to fart. Thanks for sharing, Bogart.
Ok now I’m in my room. I had to leave the kitchen. Even though I couldn’t smell anything, I was having an issue with breathing the air with which the fart comingled. And I’m ready now to finish the story about getting stoned with Astrid. And…here it is:
I’ll begin with why Astrid and I smoked. Why did Astrid smoke with her daughter Shaye? Well that’s an extremely long story so I’ll make it…
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